While sitting in my front yard all day visiting with Julie I was working on a knitting project. One woman notices and says "Oh what are you croceting?" I say "Actually I am knitting some fingerless mittens." To my suprise she replies. "Are you sure that isn't crochet?" and in the snottiest voice I think I have ever spoken I said "Yeah I am pretty sure this is NOT crocet. I don't even really know how to crocet."
The freaking lady had to come inspect to make sure I was not croceting!
Note to self: At the next yard sale put up a sign that reads "No Annoying People Allowed"